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- Deport people without a hearing. See Amendment 4: The right of the people to be secure ... against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause; and Amendment 5: No person shall be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law.
- Coopt Congress’ Constitutional authority to decide what government does and how much to spend on it. U.S. Constitution, Article I, All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States. See also U.S. v. Shreveport Grain & Elevator, "the legislative power of Congress cannot be delegated."
- Appear on television every day. Adult presidents usually have better things to do.
- Feign ignorance of whether he is responsible for upholding the Constitution. The Oath of Office says the President shall “preserve, protect and defend the Constitution.” He said it at his inauguration.
- Call journalists “scum” and threaten them with jail. See Bill of Rights, Amendment I, Congress shall make no law ... abridging freedom of speech, or of the press …” See also Near v. Minnesota and New York Times v. Sullivan.
- Threaten to shoot Generals and shoplifters.
- Hire television personalities with no relevant experience to run our military, intelligence and security institutions.
- Hire the world’s richest man to arbitrarily fire tens of thousands of government employees without knowing which were essential to the operation of government.
- Play golf several times a week. By reputation he cheats at it.
- Ignore court orders and call for the impeachment of judges who rule against him. That's a lot of judges.
- Pretend he lacks the power to retrieve a falsely deported man from a Latin American jail.
- Fantasize about taking over Canada, Greenland and Gaza.
- Spend his time thinking about the future of Alcatraz.
- Change the names of large bodies of water.
- Call the Pope “a fantastic kind of guy.”
- Be a pitch man for Tesla or any other private enterprise.
- Stage military parades for himself.
- Own a crypto currency company. If you've never bribed a President before, this is your opportunity.
- Claim he is unsure whether he is eligible to run for a third term. See 22nd Amendment: "No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice ..." He has attorneys working on it.